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(ini ialah perutusan khas dr bilik 707/3)

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SEKIAN, DEMIKIANLAH ADANYA. TERIMA KASIH

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    • 20 dalil kenapa aku xleh jd PM

    Posted by djambu puadovich

    aku ditag oleh uShop di Talam Kuning...

    1) What is the most important thing in your life?
    my life...with life, you can do anything. without it, u'r dead

    2) What is the last thing that you bought with your own money?
    my own money? ntah...dulu ada beli PS2. tp gaji jaga bendera tu xigt belanja kat ne...

    3) Where do you wish to get married?
    anywher selain kat pejabat agama lps kene tangkap basah :P

    4) How old do you think you will be permanently owned by your love?
    i hope not too old...but i don't get owned. we are free human beings

    5) Are you in love?
    no

    6) Where was the last restaurant you had dinner?
    McD...hey, fastfood restaurant ok?

    7) Name the latest book that you bought?
    Confessions of An English Opium-eater

    8) What is your full name?
    Azizul Ismie bin Mohd Puad

    9) Do you prefer your mother or father?
    nak aku ulang hadis nabi ke? aku syg kedua-dua mereka. ayah dan ibu, itulah permulaan kami [lagu Sudirman]

    10) Name a person that you really wish to meet in real life for the first time.
    hmm...no one at the time

    11) Christina or Britney?
    hmmmmmmm...:P

    12) Do you do your own laundry?
    hanya kat skolah dan Uni. kat rumah ada washing machine. so kdg2 je...

    13) The most exciting place you want to go?
    kedai kopi kat Amsterdam...capital of MaryJane n XXX in Europe

    14) Hugs or kisses?
    depends on the situation

    15) Point out 5 things about the person who tagged you.
    uShop:
    1. ada Black Belt 2nd Dan dlm TKD
    2. sgt enthusiastic dlm apa jua perkara
    3. suka travel2 mcm aku jugak
    4. ada refleks 'dapur' bila bosan
    5. suka tgkp gamba
    16) 8 things I am passionate about:
    1. reading
    2. traveling
    3. main PS2
    4. silat melayu
    5. religion, history n politics [sket2 je]
    6. medical stuffs
    7. makan
    8. flirting. haha. BITE ME!!!
    17) 8 things I say too often:
    1. hmmm...
    2. ntah...
    3. kata2 kesat
    4. mencarut
    5. adoi...
    6. cisss...
    7. astaghfirullah
    8. ntah...eh dah sebut eh? hehe
    18) 8 books I've read recently:
    1. text book of obstetrics: Dutta
    2. lagukan senandung itu
    3. tuhan manusia
    4. bedar sukma bisu
    5. gerakan kiri melayu dalam perjuangan kemerdekaan
    6. an-nikah
    7. tuberculosis
    8. confessions of an english opium-eater dan x abis lagi...
    19) 8 songs I could listen to over and over again:
    aku x dengar lagu...

    20) 8 things I learned last year:
    1. tulang ikan ialah penyebab abcess dlm rongga mulut yg utama kat sini
    2. pharmakology
    3. microbiology
    4. internal medicine
    5. pathophysiology
    6. pathoanatomy [and i still suck at it]
    7. hygiene ialah cycle yg xbest
    8. ntah...dah lupa
    -8 people to tag:-

    xnak tag sape...biarkan ia mati di sini...

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    • ganja

    Posted by djambu puadovich

    little boxes,
    on the hillside,
    little boxes made of ticky-tacky,
    little boxes on the hillside,
    little boxes all the same

    there's a green one,
    and a pink one,
    and a blue one,
    and a yellow one,
    and they're all made of ticky tacky and they all look just the same

    and the people,
    in the houses,
    all went to the universities,
    where they were
    put in boxes and came out all the same

    and there's doctors,
    and lawyers,
    and business executives
    and they were all made of ticky tacky
    and they all look just the same...

    a song by Malvina Reynolds which became the montage song for the series 'Weeds'.

    trimas buat bhaiya yg bg kitorg siri ni utk dilayan sementara belum mula berjalan ni.

    siri yg penuh dgn kebejatan akhlak, sifar nilai murni, keruntuhan sistem sosial dan tiada langsung nilai beragama.

    dlm pada itu, siri ni penuh dgn nilai2 pendidikan bagaimana untuk mengedar ganja, menanam ganja, menyara hidup dgn menjual ganja dan menyusun struktur kongsi gelap untuk melindungi perniagaan ganja.

    a light watch FOR ADULTS ONLY! :D

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    • rigged votes

    Posted by djambu puadovich

    as much as i hate money-politics, vote-rigging and absolute power of any governments, i have to admit, i have failed. i have succumbed to the dark side. i have made my desire above all that matters...

    remember the poll i posted not a few days ago?

    i have denied the majority and jointly-decided with uShop to put 'sepurnama berGelandangan' as our travelogue title. i have used my veto to quiet your voices/polls and neglected the popular choice.

    so be it!

    why do we pick this title? 'sepurnama' means a period of 1 month. 'bergelandangan' means a hobo. so the title collectively means 'we are going away for a month as hobos with the sole destination - home'.

    for our travelogue URL, i'll tell u later. or maybe you can search for yourself.

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    • satu lagi bro!!!

    Posted by djambu puadovich


    hari tu, arteri karotik putus.

    hari ni, trauma tengkorak/kranium.

    selepas umpan sosej aku dibawa lari, aku buat adjustment sket kat jerat tikus aku. sorok bawah kabel elektrik.

    FYI, tikus ni sgt kecik dan jerat tikus haruslah sangat sensitif/peka untuk ia berfungsi. umpan sosej aku hr tu dibawa lari dgn mudah dan esok paginya aku tgk jerat tu dah kosong tanpa mangsa dan umpan. cisss!!!

    maka semalam, aku bega2 sket [aku xpasti perkataan 'bega' ni wujud ke x, tp yg aku paham maknanye 'adjust'] jerat ni, mengadaptasi lokasi dan bahan persekitarannya untuk memastikan musuh manusia terjebak akhirnya.

    the plan: to trap a smaller mouse than before
    the apparatus: a simple mouse-trap
    the bait: a piece of hard bread
    the implementation: deploy the trap as usual but to make things harder for the mouse, put it under a cable and plug. this is to add more weight and pressure so that the little mouse can activate the kill-switch with even more minimal effort.
    the result: a dead mouse with a cerebro-cranial trauma the next morning

    muahahaha!

    kita manusia yg dikurniakan akal. mestilah lebih bijak dari tikus!

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