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raya haji kampung batu enam


bulu kaki...

adapun kampung tersusun batu enam itu, betapa makmurnya, korban raya haji tahun ini sekian banyak, sampai darah lembu korban hingga tenggelam buku lali. begitulah adanya...

ok, itu bohong. tahun ni korban kampung batu enam ada 8 ekor. aqiqah seekor. maka ada 9 ekor lembu. sebenarnya kaki aku yang terpijak lubang takung darah lembu.

berposak-posaklah masyarakat seisi kampung tolong-menolong menyelesaikan 9 ekor binatang itu. ada yang mengajar sembelih, menyembelih, mengulit, membelah, melapah, menyiang, menimbang, mengagih, membancuh, mencuci, mengangkat, menyorong, mengikat, menarik, menolak dan memasak. tak lupa juga yang tolong tengok. hahaha

agak ironik di situ...

betapa tajamnya mata pisau, ditambah pula keasyikan bersuka-suka melapah-lapah, sampai tak sedar tangan tertikam terhiris.

ok, itu bohong. memang sakit. berdarah sampai ke petang. T_T

begitulah adanya sambutan raya kali ini di kampung batu enam...

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puasa arafah

*Mengenai amalan yang ikhlas, Imam Nawawi dalam keterangannya seperti dilaporkan dalam Hadith 40, berkata amal ada tiga bahagian, iaitu:
  • Amal yang dikerjakan kerana takut kepada Allah. Amal ini dinamakan ibadat hamba.
  • Amal yang dikerjakan kerana mendapatkan syurga dan pahala. Amal ini dinamakan ibadat saudagar.
  • Amal yang dikerjakan kerana malu kepada Allah dan dilaksanakan hak pengabdian, malah membuktikan kesyukuran serta merasakan diri sebagai seorang yang masih di dalam kecuaian dan kebimbangan yang penuh ketakutan kerana tidak tahu adakah amalnya diterima atau tidak. Amal ini dinamakan ibadat yang merdeka.

**Sabda Baginda Rasulullah S.A.W. yang bermaksud : "Puasa pada hari Arafah itu menghapuskan dosa tahun yang lalu dan tahun yang akan datang." (Hadis riwayat Muslim).

Notakaki:

*oleh Idris Musa, Harian Metro

**laman web MUIS, Majlis Ugama Islam Singapura

oleh kerana mengharap dosa tahun lalu dan akan datang untuk diampunkan, marilah puasa hari arafah. byk dosa nih [aku la. korg yg xbyk dosa, klo malas, xyah a posa]!

makluman awal, raya haji tahun ni dlm kelas, ada test control. maka, xdpt a nk video takbir raya atau upacara korban ye.

selamat hari raya haji...selamat menjawab ujian kpd aku. huhuhu

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lagi video raya haji



tahun ni, nasir yg tolong sembelih2. tahun lepas si rauf. dua2 org ni asal algeria/al-jazair. video khas ditujukan kepada cikgu razifembi. hehehe. jgn marah aa cikgu? (^_^)y



cekap, pantas dan efisien!

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call your mom...



"...this day is for a man to sit by himself and return to Allah the Most High, ask for His forgiveness after the sins he did the previous year.

Beloved brothers, one more thing, I must note here, among other important things, that is concerning parents. Many of us are far from our parents. This does not mean we are to forget them. This does not mean we do not have to phone them, talk to them and to congratulate them (regarding the Eid). On this great day, your mothers and parents, wait a small (chance), a couple of minutes of your phone call of (Eid) greetings.

Believe, that they will not be as happy, until they hear your voices. To those whose parents are gone, today we can also remember them, do prayers for them so that Allah the Most High grants the forgiveness. Remember about them, also slaughter can be done (on their behalf), sadaqah or alms, those are also among the sunnahs of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh).

On this day, just like the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh), we are obliged to forgive and ask forgiveness from our friends..."

reminder, while waiting for the Eid prayers to start.

[i called my mom on that day. d voip was kind enough to stay stable throughout the whole call]

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terima kasih!


hari tu, bungkusan yg aku xberapa tunggu dah tiba.

aku xberapa tunggu sbb aku x jangka benda tu akan sampai sbb selalunye bungkusan amik masa 2 minggu je utk sampai. bungkusan ni dah dekat sebulan. aku hampir putus asa.

kdg2 aku juga digelar brad pitt...[kan cik nadrah kan? kan? kan?]

dalam ada kad raya [ucapan utk mata aku saje], sebalang biskut raya yg terlewat, dan bungkusan serbuk santan dan rendang segera berahim's utk raya haji yg mendatang

terima kasih kpd cik nurul nadia bt Dr. mohamad shahrum. u mmg rawk! sy tetap dangdut. muekekekeke!

p/s: org lain jgn jeles...

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bahagian daging aku..nyamm2!!!

kodok tu buat2 je potong daging, sebenanye salihin yg sambung pastu..kui3


muahaha...ni bukannye kedai daging atau kedai spare part badan manusia...ni ialah aku dan membe aku tgh membelasah daging korban yg kitorg dpt kat masjid hr tu...gamba ni diambil masa hari ke3 raya haji...12 zulhijjah tahun hijriyah...aku sorg pny bhgn, setengah belah kiri kambing biri2...tokey plastik aku yg bagi...gamba dia ada kat posting aku yg sebelum ni, masa dalam masjid hr ry hr tu...budak2 ni masing2 ada part lembu sikit sorg...total sume buleh a kata kitorg dpt seekor kambing sempurna...muahahah...siap la naik BP [blood pressure] n kolesterol aku dlm 2-3 mgu ni...


ni tajam pisau ni..ngeh3

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HOw To semBEliH a BirI2...slaughtering guide for dummies

as d day before yesterday was eidul adha, i got to watch d slaughtering ceremony here in Odessa...as dis is my 4th year here, it wud seem dumb if anyone asked whether or not i have seen a slaughter here and i answered no...so, out of curiousity, i and d guys went to witness ourselves the continuation of d rite of Prophet Abraham (a.s) and how it is performed in thick snow...[WARNING: THESE IMAGES MAY CAUSE DISCOMFORT FOR THE QUEASY]

cute little sheeps...hello...

hey dude! we're caught on camera!!

1. first, u gotta hav d cattle, sheep or camel to be slaughterd. any healthy game can be slaughtered provided it has fulfilled d criteria of:
age: sheep (2 years old), cow or buffalo (5 years old), camel (7 years old)
healthy: game must not be sick, cows with sick leaves@M.C.s can be excused dis year.
free from invalidity: blind, deaf, mute or 3-legged sheep may have the ticket to escape death
fat: camel suffering from anorexia also can appeal to not be slaughtered
other criteria please refer to local imams, sheikhs or mullahs

Rauf d happy slaughterer

2. knives must be sharp to optimise d energy used during slaughterg and to lessen the pain inflicted to d animals. also, u must not flaunt d knives in front of the animals or not, they will start panicking!

3. have holes to contain d blood. we dun want blood to spill all over n an epidemic of blood borne diseases to get loose.










4. lie the animal on their bellies (preferable on the right side, facing the holy Kaaba). and recite 'in the name of ALLAH, the Greatest'...


5. now, CUT. using d sharp knife, only one undulating movement is required and the knife must not lose contact wit d animal's neck and make sure u cut BOTH TRACHEA & BLOOD VESSELS [i think d carotid arteries if not the jugular veins, huh, medical student talking!!]

hey, presto! it's done already! now, to get the wool coat off and the flesh from the bones.


the sheep is hung and the skin from the midline is removed first...dis is to make sure the coat is easier to remove. juz like when u pull down ur zip, it's easier to take off ur jacket rite?


continue uncoating/skinning the sheep using all the methods u can...dis guy even used his knees and elbows. as if he is practicing wrestling and muay thai wit d sheep


dun forget to remove the distal parts of the limbs. it makes things easier when taking off the coat. easier to undress a short sleeved T-shirt than a long sleeved jammies.


VOILA! a woolen coat. wash it first, before wearing or u'll end up smelling like a sheep urself.

it was reported that the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) has said, "there is no other charity prefered by ALLAH on the day of eidul adha other than the slaughter. and the good deeds you have done will reach ALLAH before the first drop of blood reaches the ground."

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sambutan raya aku kat sini...

selepas terlepas air panas utk mandi sunat pagi tadi, aku pun rush siap2 baju, spray deodoran, minyak wangi dan minum kopi seteguk yg aku tinggalkan atas meja dr mlm semalam...
fyi, air panas ada je tapi sebelum kul 630am la, aku bangun juz in time nk dgr air panas menitik titisan terakhir...isk3...
dgn perut yg kosong [sunat beb, xmkn sblm smyg raya adha ni...raya fitrah ye la kene makan dulu] kitorg menapak meredah salji ke masjid...semayang raya haji ni setaun sekali, xbuleh miss!
OTW, ada sekeping salji licin dah menganugerahkan aku seketul 'jatuhan' lantas aku memecahkan rekod yg dipegang oleh salihin mlm semalam...rekod jatuh atas salji paling bergaya...adoi...
kat bawah ni ialah aksi2 kat masjid al masar yg sempat aku snap
adha mubarak tu bacanye...


mahmoud@talaat el-kamaly...a.k.a tokey plastik aku...muahaha...boss elephant plastic co

ahmed baiya...pembekal topup dan muvi dokumentari...sume2 pn dia buleh supply pny...

usop, ahmed bhaiya, kodok, salihin [dgn kot pinjam aku], fakhru bhaiya [bukan org india] n
aswad


ni pulak muka2 popular kat masjid...
khalil [naib bos kat masjid, aku rasa la...]
amin a.k.a. abu abdouh...AJK akademik masjid [pun aku agak, sbb dia yg rajin ajak kitorg gi masjid belajar bhs arab]barisan org2 kuat masjid...3 dr kiri...abg Gagap [salihin suke nyakat gagap dia cakap english], khalil, imam Dr. muhammad [pakai jubah], sheikh hazim [jubah n kupiah], rakan [pakai kemeja biru, otai masak2 n makan2 iftar]
ni khalil jugak, kitorg panggil dia RAMBO sbb perangan dia mcm teroris arab n ada iras2 sly stallone...huhu
ni suasana sket2 dalam masjid...penuh persaudaraan murni...kui3...kullu aam wa antum bikhair...:)

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selamat hari raya korban

hari ni [rabu] raya korban kat sini...kat mesir pun sama...tapi kat malaysia, raya hari khamis.pelik kan?
pasal hal raya hari lain2 ni pun dah jd isu dah semalam...masa kat kelas, Dr muhammed x bagi kitorg cuti sbb dia kata raya hari khamis...'I watched it on a Saudi channel',...GELABAH terus kitorg sbb takut xdpt cuti...haha...terpaksa la aku tipon Ali si Penjual ayam kat masjid tu nak sahkan balik tarikh hari raya...n Dr muhammed pun kitorg paksa cakap dgn ali supaya bagi kitorg cuti...dan akhirnya dapat la cuti...hehe...BERJAYA!!!

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