******
XY: buka la cam awk
XY: hmmm yes
XX: ape?
XY: webcam
XX: 4 wat?
XY: tak boleh ker
XX: xde webcam
XY: u're so cute
XX: ye arh tu
XY: i suka your eye
XX: ngarut apenye..
XY: hmmmm kalau u buka webcam
XX: ??
XX: demm gak u nih kan...
XX: tell me wut?
XY: hmmm u buka cam awk
XX: xd
XX: *xde cam
XX: knpe?
XY: nak see u
XY: n make u wet
XX: x payah..
XX: im nobody rite?
XX: im not ur gul..not ur gf
XX: not anyone 2 u
XX: i mean rubbish 2 u
XY: kalau u nak
XY: i boleh
XX: boleh ape?
XY: make u wet
XX: 4 wut?
XX: i dun need it
XY: hmmm mcm mana i nak ckp kat u
XY: wooo come we play
XY: play la
XX: u know wut, ada prob dgn webcam
XX: takut virus la
XY: ohhhhhhhhhh
XX: tau x title lagu yg lirik die "ku petik bintang..utk ko simpan.cahayanya terang"
XY: i wanna make u wet la
XX: xde webcam la
XX: giv me the song title
XY: i forgot
XX: demm
XY: hmmmm awk pinjam cam
XX: xde..
XX: awk ni.
XX: ckp la nk wt pe?
XY: u wait n see
XX: aper nih
XY: awk nanti puas
XY: if i make u wet u'll luv it
XX: all the fuzzy things u said
XX: wat do u mean 'wet'? is it 'cry'?
XY: wet means
XY: have fun wit u alone
XY: understand girl?
XX: err...
XX: mybe
XX: tp chat cukup laaa
XX: sonok gak pe, chatting
XX: ^^,
XY: i kan lelaki
XX: huh
XX: seems like cheap je?
XX: so cheap
XY: no u got the wrong idea
XX: so?
XY: play wit u in cam
XX: play wat?
XY: urself, ur body
XX: sep sep sep tom tom tom?
XX: ahaa
XX: i dun get it clear rite up
XY: i wanna make u horny 1st
XY: sori to tell
XX: wat the hell horny means?
XY: ok, u're still a small girl
XX: i'm not small la beb
XX: haha
XY: ok bye take care
XX: adolescent maybe?
XY: yes i wanna make love to u in cam
XX: well i dun have any
XY: wat?
XX: i dun have webcam
XY: tanya la org lain, kot2 org sebelah u ada ke...hmmm
XY: kalau ada cam wooo u will get wet girl. soaking wet!!!
XX: later keyh?
XX: later boy
XY: when?
XX: dunno
XX: when i get one
XY: ohhhhh hmmm i sad
******
end of the wild fictional story brewing inside my mind. ok, it was not fictional bcoz if it was fictional, it won't be that scary. fictions cannot harm people's lives right? but what if i tell u that it was a true incident? how will you handle this situation?
p/s: name were altered to protect privacy
p/s2: dude, are you f*cking retarded? don't u watch american movies? that's no way to get inside a girl's pants!!! u gotta be smooth, dude...now that u've blew it, BIG TIME, u sounded like a perv...
p/s3: girl, are you f*cking stupid-dumbass-adult-wannabe? if u so wanna 'act' adult, u don't go and admit ur age...adolescent? hah! u make me laugh. u don't even know what 'horny' means...let alone 'wet' and 'play with urself'...
p/s4: the world is getting more and more harder to survive in. let's just hope the conditions will change for the better when the time arrives for me to have my own children...
p/s5: after reading this, do have a look here and leave ur comments also there :)
32 comments
Comment by Tanpa Nama on 23 Januari 2009 pada 11:33 PG
hurmm..
x fhm..wahaha
Comment by Murlak_s on 23 Januari 2009 pada 11:42 PG
agak kurang jelas gak...
nie pasal budak laki dah gersang sgt ke? suh la dia kawin.. buat dosa jek..
pompuan tue pun sengal.. layan jek.. bangang ke hape? laki mcm tue, jgn buat laki.. campak je.. klu dia betul2 nak, biat dia buat ngan cara betul.. (kawin).. k..
Comment by Tanpa Nama on 23 Januari 2009 pada 11:46 PG
laki tuh ko?
pomp tuh lak budak kecik yg jadi mangsa keadaan yg ko jumpa dlm chatroom...
haha... ko dah tua2 pon sama lagik otak "bersih" ko tuh...
Comment by djambu puadovich on 23 Januari 2009 pada 11:49 PG
dumbass! laki tu bukan aku la dol!!!
xda bilenye aku nk wat kisah kuning aku kat sini...
Comment by Murlak_s on 23 Januari 2009 pada 11:52 PG
well, girl will always be girl..
Tuan2 dan Puan2, ajarla anak gadis anda untuk tidak melayan gatal org lain.. agak2 dia mintak pelik2, suh la dia jauhkan..
sekarang nie, bebudak makin rosak.. sekolah rendah pun dah dahsyat, sampai.. isk.. maleh nak ckp.. LU PK LA SENDIRI!!!
Comment by Azlin Halim on 23 Januari 2009 pada 11:54 PG
WTH!!!..
oi..ade perempuan bengap cam tu ke!!..
adoi ai!!..bahaye gile kut perkataan2 cam tu tak tahu!!..
yg lg bengapnye gi layan je!!..
wargh!!..aku x puas hati die x tau ape maksud lelaki tu..
ni bdk darjah berape ni yeop??..
letih gile aku bace bende tu..
letih kesian kat bdk perempuan yg gile lurus tahap bendul ni..
bg sket die kat aku..aku ketuk2 sket kepale die!!..
welcome to the real world girl!!..
apesal la hangpa nk jd sgt org besar kalo bende2 tu pn x phm lg!!..
*aku stress!!!.. jgn ckp die bdk usrah yg x penah borak dgn lelaki!!..
Comment by Tanpa Nama on 23 Januari 2009 pada 11:58 PG
waa..
kne hentam habes2an
apekah dose2 kuh?
Comment by Fatimah ARR on 23 Januari 2009 pada 12:08 PTG
hmmm..
i hate that type of boy.. REALLY!
Comment by Azlin Halim on 23 Januari 2009 pada 12:08 PTG
dosa??..
sbb anda masih terlalu mude utk mengaku dewasa kalo perkataan2 asas tu pn x phm lg syg oi!!!.. bahaya la!!..sgt2 bahaya..itu lah dunia sebenar..
jgn bermimpi utk menjadi dewasa sebelum anda menyediakan diri utk menghadapi realiti dunia..get out of ur comfort zone, then u'll know the reality out there..
and one more thing... bukan susah nk mengelak dr perv ni.. jgn layan sudeyh!!!..
tak luaknye hilang lelaki camtu..
org camtu wat kwn pn x layak!!!..
ramai lg lelaki baik kat dunia ni..
awk je x jumpe lg..
jgn seronok sgt duduk kat dunia remaja tu la.. tolong lah sedar!!.. hancur lah anak bangsa mcm ni..risau nye aku!!..
Comment by Tanpa Nama on 23 Januari 2009 pada 12:13 PTG
aa..
dun think i'm hancor yet..
btw thx 4 the advice..
huwaaa...
Comment by redSeptember on 23 Januari 2009 pada 12:23 PTG
omg,
that is so effing mental!
XY- definitely desperate. can be considered and reported as a pedophile.
XX- honey, just effing boot him out of your system. he ain't worth anything at all.
Comment by Azlin Halim on 23 Januari 2009 pada 12:26 PTG
i was referring to the whole nation.. not u as a person.. see2.. open up ur mind sis..
Comment by Tanpa Nama on 23 Januari 2009 pada 1:25 PTG
wth perv means?
adoiyai..think i'm really damn stupid in this matter..huwaaa..
Comment by Nadia on 23 Januari 2009 pada 1:32 PTG
masalah btol la mereka2 ni.
u kan suke ceramahhh. bg la nasihat skit kat dia :P
ps, cuak u bile org kata u laki tu. kahahhahkahhahkahhkaha~
Comment by uShop on 23 Januari 2009 pada 2:30 PTG
yeop yeop. mano ko dapek budak bawah umo ni..?
kepada budak itu..aku rase ini bawah umur, jadi...
adik [hahaha].x salah adik x tau bende2 ni. sbb adik memang sepatutnye xde dalam situasi ni. bile abg dh bace komen2 yg adik bg, abg rase ade sbbnye kenape org putih memantau secare penoh anak2 diorang bawah umur.
masalahnye bukan kenape adik x tau istilah, tapi masalahnye ialah kenape nk mengaku dewase kalau diri masih budak kecik?
bile persediaan nk masok ke komuniti besa n tanpa sempadan ni x cukup lagi, ini la jadinye. ade mase adik akan belajar ape maksud bende2 ni sume, tapi pastinye bukan dari keadaan cmni la.
jangan rase terhine bile adik dipanggil budak kecik, but sedarlah yg adik memang budak kecik. jgn nk terlalu berani terase diri dh besa. sbb bile dh dewase nnti, adik akan nak sgt jadi kecik balik. kan yeop?? heheh
untuk org besa,masok kandang kambing mengembek, masok kandang rimau, mengaum.
tok budak x cukup umo. masok kandang kambing mengembek, masok kandang rimau, kene baham. dh tau x sedia lagi nk mengaum, kenape masok?!
kepade emmet, x sume org yg bijak cm ko met.
n x sume budak pmpuan bawah umur x pandai cmni. aku penah 'didatangi' budak pmr yg nk buat bende2 mengarut ni. of coz kat YM la.
sori la panjang. haha.
Comment by djambu puadovich on 23 Januari 2009 pada 2:36 PTG
fuii...kan dah terbyk org bg komen nih. meh aku try jwb satu2...
@ moon,
xpaham ke? cube le baca skali lagi dan pahamkan...kalo xphm, bace je komen yg berjela2 kat atas ni...kalo masih xpaham, xpe ...lepas SPM nti paham la. haha
@ murlak_s,
terima kasih kerana berkongsi pendapat...tp mcmne gua nk pikir sendiri? kalo gua nk pikir sendiri, gu x letak pos kat sini...kalo gua pikir mcm perv ni amcm? kalut gak wooo...
@ azlin,
err...aku masih terkedu dan tersedu2 dgr ko menyembur tanpa belas kasihan...
@ REd,
haha...mmg mental and pedophilic. agree wit u on dat. so, where shud we put d boot then? *dushhh!!
@ budak itu,
perv = pervert
@ nadia,
mau x cuak...ada reputasi beb...muka mesti mau jaga...:P
i bab2 ceramah kat budak underaged ni xreti a...kne ada motherly touch/sentuhan keibuan. cewah!
Comment by djambu puadovich on 23 Januari 2009 pada 3:17 PTG
@ fatimah ARR,
so which type of boys do u like?
are u in the right age to even like boys?
haven't u underaged girls ever learned anything from here?
@ ushop,
mmg panjang...aku masuk kandang kambing mengembek...tp abah aku pesan, masuk kandang rimau, mengucap.
mcm ni...ash hadu an la ilaaha illAllah...wa ash hadu anna muhammadarrasulullah...:D
Comment by Azlin Halim on 23 Januari 2009 pada 3:19 PTG
hahaha..
bijak celah manenye sop oi..
yg komen atas tu sudah tentu ak x t'pk die masih mude remaja..
haha..betul dik!!.. jd budak2 adalah tersangat seronok dr jd org dewasa..
sgt bnyk bende kene pk..sgt bnyk decision kene buat.. silap haribulan one mistake u make it'll cost u ur whole future..
percayalah..kami br je beberape thn meninggalkan alam remaja..tp sy plg x suke remaja dan zaman remaja (collectively).. nnt bile adik dh lps zaman tu adik akan faham ape maksud sy..
bnyk lg bende kene belajar.. bersabarlah utk jd dewasa.. sediakan diri cukup2 ek.. bnyk membaca selain buku pelajaran..
people become wise only by experience, even though it usually will hurt and cause you to cry sometimes, but what hurts you teaches you the most.. life cannot be learn by others experience, you have to undergo it, then u'll know what the taste of life is.. full of bitterness but u'll love it..
Comment by dr gLoCaL on 23 Januari 2009 pada 5:58 PTG
yeop....
selamat ko dh sound ak awl2,kalo x.....hahahaha
actually itulah ayt 'La taqrabuz zina',zina zaman moden...xpyh nk pelik la,cume kite yg sekali skala jmp ni beremang bulu roma dibuatnye but one thing kite kne ingt kite blom tentu bole selamat dari dugaan2 semacam tu,pak lebai pon bole tercabut serban beb!!!!
Comment by Sarah Mohd Shukor on 23 Januari 2009 pada 10:16 PTG
Salam Yeop. Sorry Im late. Was away from the house for the whole day.
Ok. Let me tell u something.
1. The XY is a total dumbass-sexophilic-desperado.
2. The XX is a pure innocent but gatal-layan-ntah-sape2 on the net. She's an underage I can say. She didn't even know the meaning of such words. Pity her. Pity her parents more.
3. Both are kiddo! Pretending to act and converse like adults. No way. The XY is even worse. Does he think he can please himself by doing it this way?
4. The XY should learn the appropriate manner to use the net. He's harming the innocent (half stupid actually) people like the XX.
5. The XX should upgrade her basic knowledge IF she wants to act like an adult. Terserlah kelemahan English-nya, ada hati nak melayan jantan2 di internet.
6. The XX shouldn't talk to strangers. Isn't that stupid? Ok. I am a bit harsh. Isn't that weird we talk about serious thing like this with people we barely know? Eh, please!
7. The XX should know how to say NO firmly if being offered with such a lame conversation.
8. The XY should learn more how to get a girl. Seems like he is a LOSER for failing to get one real girl in real life. Loser la kan? Hahaha. Eh, he better not to upgrade his skill (if he really reads this. Tak pasal2 ada kes lain pulak jadi nanti. Nauzubillah)
9. The XY must know that he can get what he wants if he pursues it correctly by means of marriage. It sounds way better, right? Kahwin je la if u DO know that u're desperate, XY. Aishh la budak2 ni.
10. Dear XX (and all girls who read this), please notice that we have the best dignity in our religion. Islam puts us as the most beautiful creation Allah ever created. But beautiful isn't what we have on the look alone. It covers our manner, speech and soul. So, please behave ourselves if we want to be one.
Ha Yeop. 10 reasons why I hate YM, MSN and any social networks which available nowadays. Our parents' time long ago did not have even a single MIRC but they still could make a good married couple, efficiently produced us and survived a better life in term of manner.
This is one of the disadvantages of using internet without monitoring from the adult. Or more or less I can say, it is because of one's lack of self discipline and knowledge.
p/s: Yeop, u asked for my opinion so here I gave it all out. I am emo when it has something to do with our nation. How could we change this for a betterment? Hmm. Allah knows best.
Wahai adik-adikku sekelian, cara yang halal tu kan jauh lebih murni dan membahagiakan. Dapat redha Allah lagi tu.(Macam la saya ni dah kahwin je. Huhu)
Comment by Murlak_s on 24 Januari 2009 pada 1:33 PG
apa yang aku nampak mcm nie la..
XY pandai cari peluang.. underage, x tau apa2, he can get pleasure, n the girl will know nothing.. at the end, dia untung.. girl tue x blame dia..
XX cuba nak memahami.. cuba nak tau apa pleasure yang XY janjikan.. and the most important part, she doesnt know anything about it..
Mcm mana kita nak ckp kat those yang mmg langsung xde basic agama?
Apa kesedaran yang kita nak bagi? Nak suruh kerajaan memainkan peranan? cemana?
Chatting tue bleh.. tapi bukan dengan org x dikenali.. bila kita chat dgn org x dikenali, mcm2 bleh jadi.. so, pk la sendiri..
Comment by Tanpa Nama on 24 Januari 2009 pada 4:57 PG
huhu...
sungguh teruk aku dihentam..
nvm.my fault..
Comment by Azlin Halim on 24 Januari 2009 pada 5:15 PG
bukan dihentam la adik..
cuba membantu sebenarnye..
bace point no 10 akak Sarah tu..itu mmg plg2 tepat!!.. this is the sound of a thoughtful and wise young adult addressing our opinion.. bersyukur lah wahai cik adik.. awk dh mengadu pd org yg tepat dan dpt comment2 dari org2 yg berfikir..kalau awk mengadu dgn org yg salah..mereka mungkin akan lebih merosakkan awak.. pandai2 memilih kawan.. pandai2 memilih org dewasa utk membimbing..
Comment by uShop on 24 Januari 2009 pada 12:40 PTG
when emet[a believer] menjadi akak. keh keh keh..
so amacam 'si budak itu'?
emm. ade nampak beza x bile org dewasa berbincang dengan satu isu, berfikir n memberi komen/ nasihat?
ade bezenye dengan budak skolah kn.
bukan lah nk cakap org dewasa tu sume pandai, tetapi ade sesuatu yg sedikit lebih dari org yg buat2 dewasa-pengalaman hidup.
by time, 'si budak itu' jugak akan masok zaman dewasa. bertambah pengalaman, n lebih bijak. jangan melawan kitaran masa yg berjalan. anggap ini sebagai satu pengalaman hidup.
P/s: nasib baik mengadu kat djamboo. die ialah dewasa yg baik [ko dh tue yeop, ingat tu]
Comment by ::alifdalmim:: on 24 Januari 2009 pada 4:51 PTG
hohoho..
dialog yg menyeramkan..tp ada ckit keliru..hihihihi
Comment by djambu puadovich on 24 Januari 2009 pada 6:32 PTG
komen2 yang sgt memberangsangkan drpd Sarah.
ushop dan azlin believer, terima kasih kerana memanjangkan lagi diskusi. tp jgn la sampai bertekak2 pulak. tgu aku buat entry lain, sambung bertekak kat situ. haha. aku adalah tua ke? kodok tua dow. dah 24...
komen malik, tetap menghasilkan kesan 'tergantung' dlm kepala. kalo dlm kepala yg ada isi, boleh a nk gapai2. kalo 'tergantung' dlm kepala yg kosong?
cik adam, keliru ke? boleh la ulang baca...:P
kepada budak itu, wlpn nada2 kat sini bunyi mcm kejam, tp nk buat camne...baik kejam skrg, drpd 'kejam' kemudian ;)
Comment by Sarah Mohd Shukor on 24 Januari 2009 pada 8:49 PTG
Yeop, awak kata Kodok dah tua sebab dah berumur 24.
Saya baru je mencecah 24 minggu lepas. Adakah saya juga dah tua?
Oh, tidak. 24 belum tua. 24 tu umur baru nak mengenal dunia yang lebih luas. Baru nak bekerja dan nak berumah tangga (tapi saya masih tak berhajat yang terakhir tu).
Jadi encik Kodok, awak mesti setuju dengan saya kan?
Hahaha.
Comment by Sarah Mohd Shukor on 24 Januari 2009 pada 8:52 PTG
Tapi siapa Kodok sebenarnya? Jahil sungguh saya di sini. =p
Comment by djambu puadovich on 25 Januari 2009 pada 12:34 PG
bagus la kalo sarah masih menganggap 24 itu belum tua. mempunyai sudut pandangan yang positif itu bagus. benar sekali pendapat bahawa dunia yang terbentang luas, masih banyak belum diterokai.
tapi, mcm mane yg dikatakan x berhajat utk berkahwin, tp berkata 'alangkah seronok jika punya anak'? hehehe ;)
untuk maklumat lanjut siapakah Kodok, sila ikuti pautan ini:
http://penatxabes.blogspot.com/2008/12/mutiara-kata.html
Comment by petunia merah jambu on 25 Januari 2009 pada 12:36 PTG
salah 1 cabaran menjadi ibubapa zaman internet ni, juga antara yg dibimbangkan utk irina.
XX could be not underage person might be lady/man who just want be a fren to anybody yg sincere berkawan tetapi dapat kawan XY yg xde tempat nak melampias nafsu. tanda2 dunia hampir kiamat kan kan kan...
Comment by Tanpa Nama on 26 Januari 2009 pada 8:32 PG
giloz femes entry nih..
jeles bebenor dgn budak itu..
huh!
Comment by djambu puadovich on 26 Januari 2009 pada 8:58 PG
@ pinkpetunia,
ya, tu pun satu kebarangkalian jugak. mcm2 buleh jadi. kalo yg mcm tu lagi seram! huhuhu
@ moon,
jeles ke? lps buleh a try internet sex gak [jgn dok buat pasal!!!!] hahaha
org hollywood slalu kata 'sex sells'...
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